It was a summer evening, and my boyfriend and I were at home together, his parents were out tonight. We were both upstairs, watching TV. Suddenly, he turns off the tv. I look at him, and ask "Why did you do that?" He answers "Because of this" and kisses me. I can feel his rock hard dick through my clothes, and I gently reach down his pants and start rubbing his dong .Before long, I can feel him massaging my boobs. I take off his pants, and he takes my shirt off. Soon we are both fully naked, I bend down and start sucking his 8 inch cock. He says dirty things in my ear, and we get onto the bed. Now, he's fully penetrating me, I let out a long slow moan "UHHH! HARDER! FASTER! DEEPER!" I yell. Suddenly, he screams "I'M GONNA CUM!" and pulls out, before long he's cumming in my mouth, I can feel the jizz run down my throat. Now, he sticks his dick into my pussy once more, and we go again. We fuck through the night, and when morning comes I give him the blowjob of his life.
That was an amazing sex story.
by TurboFucker23 April 9, 2021
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1. sexual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. sex at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front passengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high sex to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn't for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn't have happened. therefore ninja sex.
1. sexual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. sex at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front passengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high sex to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn't for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn't have happened. therefore ninja sex.
I hate when my inlaws come in town to visit. That means we have to have ninja sex for an entire week!
Do you remember Joe that frequents the bar? Yeah, I was pretty messed up last night and thought I was taking home a Dwayne Johnson look alike. When I woke this morning next to me I see Joe passed out! Damn ninja sex, if not Joe wouldn't have had a shot in hell!
Do you remember Joe that frequents the bar? Yeah, I was pretty messed up last night and thought I was taking home a Dwayne Johnson look alike. When I woke this morning next to me I see Joe passed out! Damn ninja sex, if not Joe wouldn't have had a shot in hell!
by leovenus1977 January 17, 2009
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My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.
You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.
You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.
by Kane07 June 19, 2009
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Daddy's cumslut kitten : I have been a naughty girl lately, I want you to tie and punish me tonight.
Sane adult male : I think it's time to let go of childish enthusiasms.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : Oh no please daddy I really can't feel anything unless I imagine myself being used, vanilla sex won't do it for me.
Sane adult male : Then watch less porn and go to therapy. I'm out of here
Sane adult male : I think it's time to let go of childish enthusiasms.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : Oh no please daddy I really can't feel anything unless I imagine myself being used, vanilla sex won't do it for me.
Sane adult male : Then watch less porn and go to therapy. I'm out of here
by Othmannnnnnne January 3, 2021
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