banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.

I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition stems from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

Banana Slug

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

by EDubs June 7, 2020

strange looking bananas

I love you too :

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas

by pppoopoointheflesh October 2, 2021

Banana Man

Hopping over on the white hot sand

Do you see Banana Man?

by Think of a name June 21, 2023

Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

Banana

Nickname of a Brazilian named Ana

"Have you seen Banana?"
"Nah bruh"

by tumadrelmao May 30, 2014