Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

by hahasuka December 6, 2020

famine ass

An extreme case of hungry butt. So extreme infact it leaves you worrying for your sanity

You what she is wearing? Thats some serious hungry butt

Hungry butt thats so bad that is famine ass

by knifegeek June 26, 2012

Ass Chi

The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.

Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"

by Ninja BJ July 25, 2012

Ass Plan

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 18, 2012

Ass-Cone

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.

1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."

by Calexanderh July 20, 2011