The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.

Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues

by Gentleman Nemesis June 26, 2015

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011