Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.

she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it

Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth

by Alaskan boi December 29, 2020

Milk cock

its just massive there is really nothing to not know about this one

there really isnt an example for milk cock its just massive

by BigMens August 18, 2020

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.

Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.

by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023

gweeto milk mix

Cum from a man from New Jersey

I will drown my tightie whities in my own gweeto milk mix if you play

by Jersey mike and the boys February 12, 2018