Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 18, 2018

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

Michael Beekman

🤓

Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You got clapped 🤓🤓

by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).

"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"

by bannannaphone December 17, 2011