by Hawtbitchtits July 14, 2020
Get the Ass fuck mug.1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )
2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.
3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )
2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.
3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.
1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.
2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"
3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"
"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"
"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."
2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"
3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"
"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"
"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."
by Calexanderh July 20, 2011
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Get the ass crave mug.The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.
1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
by John McJohnston November 6, 2010
Get the Dildo-ass mug.When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.
Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.
Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.
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Ted: *stands up*
Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?
Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.
Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.
Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.
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Ted: *stands up*
Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?
Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.
Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.
by Nemephosis October 10, 2011
Get the Travel Ass mug.The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.
Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"
by Ninja BJ July 25, 2012
Get the Ass Chi mug.(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010
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