Takoma Park

a town in maryland where retired hippies and stoners of all ages live.

"yeah i grew up in takoma park"

"ohhh thats why you always smell like weed and incense"

by remus'toecheese June 15, 2022

Parked

It means to die or get jumped by somebody.

Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!

by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Josh Park

Steeeeeeez

On the highest of keys, Josh Park is always getting after it. Living definition of steez.

by SteeeeeezGod June 20, 2022

The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.

"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"

by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022

park jimin

breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified

local: what’s a park jimin?
army: he’s just the epitome of breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified . stan park jimin

by parkjiminlover July 4, 2022

Park Princess

Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.

“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”

“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”

by rockbigcock August 13, 2022