Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

georgia juice box

When you piss into a vagina and fuck it. Counterpart to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!

by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017

drink ya juice

Typically meaning; "stay in your lane" or "don't worry about it". Used when someone's asking things they don't need to know about or getting in your business for no reason.

Erica: Can you finish telling us the details of what Sam was whispering about?
Dani: Drink ya juice, hun.
Erica: Mk..

by kitteaparty February 26, 2019

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021

protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

Juicing the Slim Jim

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.

Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.

by Osuttag Ebag March 12, 2020

Dick berry juice

When a female or male squeezes your testicles soo hard that blood comes out of your urethra

"last night I made Tim spout out dick berry juice."

by #funkalicious August 4, 2017