Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.

“Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please”

by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022

Longhead

someone who takes a long time to do something i.e getting ready

„We‘re waiting for Lil to be ready“
„You’ll be waiting ages, that skets a longhead“

by BigDBurt September 14, 2022

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longka

Nice shaped breast

Queen Elizabeth had some big longka's

by Longka September 21, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Longwoodphobia

The fear of Longwood

Me: I have Longwoodphobia
Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s the fear of the longwood district
Friend: That’s understandable. I fear that district too

by O’neilliophobia October 4, 2022

Longal

Staring at somebody for a really long time.

" That creep wont stop longal at me.:

by cheese stick bread October 19, 2022