Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020

Spag-o-cum-ghetti

When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.

P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti

by Güntherlovesspaghetti June 12, 2021

speed o sound sonic

the hottest anime character to ever exist

person: i want to suck speed o sound sonic’s dick.

by thighsexe June 15, 2021

Top O' da Mornin'

When you wake up early and give your partner a blow job and after he cums in your mouth you spit the load in his ass.

Hey Bobbi Jo, I have such a hard time getting Dick up for church on Sunday, any suggestions that work for you with your hubby? Well you could just try the ol' Top O' da Mornin' on him.

by thechachitaco March 26, 2022

the H. C. O. P.

THe Holey Church Of Proctology

a pun on the practice of proctology

he is a member of the H. C. O. P.

by Robert Fisher II January 11, 2008

skank-o-saurus rex

a term used to refer to a prehistoric skank

h:look its a skank-o-saurus rex sighting
k: its skank-o-saurus hunting season
h: i think it heard us.
k: run before it comes and tries to hook up with every mammal alive!!!!!

by purple fog February 24, 2010

D-O-double jizzle

Dawg

by whore October 6, 2003