house pie

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem

Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!

by troutcreek June 4, 2010

gold bricked house

A medium to large sized house, that is well kept yet vacant - having been bought by banks, house flippers or speculators for the sole sake of investment, like a gold brick, rather than being used to live in. One of the major reasons for the high prices of housing, and also the shortage of 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 housing.

Drove through this nice neighborhood, but noticed a lot of empty homes with no "for sale" signs. But later I found all those houses are half a million each, even though they aren't that big. Seem those empty homes are gold bricked houses.

by joe995 August 1, 2023

Creeper House

A house in Minecraft that someone uses a creeper to build the base for. Usually very messy and hard to build with, but master builders can eventually build something with it. Similar to a TNT house.

"John: Lol dude is that a creeper house?

Jon: Yes *blushes*"

by Mjtmaster August 11, 2011

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013

Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday

by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

U.S. house judiciary committee

Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.

Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024