dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013

Bushel of Dicks

A bushel of dick is approximately 435 dicks.

Go suck a bushel of dicks.

by DICK!!!! April 19, 2013

Dragon Dick

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass

mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"

by Nummy1132 October 29, 2018

Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

Crabmeat Dick

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.

Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.

by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

dick army

any number of multiple dicks joined together towards a primary objective, ie a femal orface

She looks beat.... She is, last night she took a dick army on abet

by probie56 March 8, 2011