tattle bags

Big awesome soggy tits, that when seeing them you are filled with urge to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE

Mmmmmmhmmm girl you be swinging some major tattle bags.

by Brutalis July 19, 2016

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018

J Bag

A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.

Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"

by H4133M April 22, 2020

Bag Hag

Same as Bag Whore, Chickenhead, ect. Except it's probably my ex wife.

Man I cant believe Kristen turned into such a fucking Bag Hag. She fucked that guys dog for a fix.

by Captain Bangyermomma February 11, 2020

Bag sub

A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.

Eg: ‘I love you’ .... ‘bag sub’

by Crusty finger February 15, 2020

bag of dicks

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?

by Bob Who April 28, 2020

Bean bag

Verb.
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage

Noun.

Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean

The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.

Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.

by DPJO May 5, 2020