water

liquid.

I shoved a cup of water up my friend's ass.

by ;;';';';;''';```.,.,. February 1, 2025

bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

Water Man

Ksi's new charachter a 34 year old nonce who likes getting wet

"Simon" - Water Man

by bigfatwank July 20, 2022

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025

Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 27, 2021

Dog water

A person who is bad at a game and loses

Friend: COVER ME! COVER ME! Ah shit I died You got it man He's one shot.
Me: Okay, I'll try to kill him *shoots on the leg* *doesn't dies* *gets hit on the leg and dies*
Friend: BRO HE WAS ONE SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME YOU SUCH A DOG WATER

by Discord#1212 June 16, 2022