Mr creamy testical

When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical

Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the

fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical

by anonymous May 22, 2022

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Yo, the The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™ was so hard in gym class...

by dcanfnbnfhlkhvgrhhrjfoivjhfuhi August 16, 2022

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

Dick and testi torture

The alternative term for CBT or cock and ball torture.

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys

Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023