destitute seamstress

a female hilly-billy

even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma September 21, 2014

destitute seamstress

a offensive term for an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

destitute seamstress

a semi-offensive term for a female hilly-billy

even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

2 seamer

Another word for finger

Bill " did you fuck her?"
John " nah I just threw her the 2 seamer"

by Mole49850 September 14, 2016

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

Pinch Seam

Another term for vagina. The area between a woman’s belly and thighs.

Matt is acting like suck a pinch seam!

I’m going to the bar to search for pinch seam.

by J427 July 6, 2018

Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019