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simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
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Simp General

The leader of a legion of Simps.

She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.

You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.

Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose
Wow, Madison Beer really has an impressive army. She’s the biggest Simp General out there.

Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.

I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.
by Doctor G. Hennen April 25, 2020
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Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with
Will is literally by definition the biggest Simp Lord in history.
by nikkamaster October 5, 2020
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Simp ass nigga

Characteristic traits that define a “simp ass nigga”

a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a “nice guy” To stand out and impress females

A male that believes that crying and being in his “feels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.

Most males with the first name Starting with a “c” or “a” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens
O are you really crying on Snapchat to raise your smv (sexual market value) ,you are a simp ass nigga bro
by Nb10isahoeassnigga January 19, 2020
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Simp Shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
by digo_bone October 18, 2019
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Simp bucks

Bob: Alice I brought you flowers and made your laundry
Alice: that'll get you some simp bucks. Nerd
by TCPizza June 16, 2020
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Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character
"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"
by pee pee fish July 17, 2020
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