dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

infinite sass

someone full of sass that keeps you interested for a loooooooooong time. modifications: sasshole

a.k.a adrianna

That Adrianna chick has infinite sass.

by b1992argh December 15, 2008

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.

"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"

by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009

e-sassinate

To not just unfriend someone, but to also block, ban, and delete them from every social network that you are on. Usually this is caused by a friend oversharing.

For example, someone posting and tagging a picture of you taking a huge bonghit on Facebook when your whole family is on your friends list.

I can't believe Adam posted that picture of me. I had to e-sassinate him.

by twidtwid July 23, 2010

The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.

Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."

by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011

Poon sash

When your chest hair trails to your pubes.

Jonah has a nice poon sash.

by peahead95 February 28, 2011