An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…
Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2025
Get the Reverse boner mug.Obviously a shmex position in which the אישה faces the איש in the opposite direction. Both people are wearing only cowboy hats and he sings Yankee Doodle while attempting to lasso her vaginal canal. If he succeeds then he must imitate and mimick horse noises, while she must stomp her feet and hands to mimick the galloping. This completes the role of an excited horse (just like the internal;) excitement). Howdy! Have fun! Pics or or didn’t happen:)
Moses: “Ginger, I’m really feeling it tonight how about a little reverse cowgirl;)”
Ginger: “i’ll grab the lasso”
Moses: “Don’t forget the hats;)”
Ginger: “i’ll grab the lasso”
Moses: “Don’t forget the hats;)”
by Sara Ginger Shapirta June 20, 2022
Get the Reverse cowgirl mug.A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.
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Get the Reverse mortgage mug.A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
Get the accidental reverse blumpkin mug.When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.
My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.
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