cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

poop on my cake

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.

"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."

by ztc 2329 March 8, 2010

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009

Gay nigga poop

When a nigga poop while moaning as if he was taking a sloppy wet penis in the bootyhole.

I like to watch tik tok while taking a gay nigga poop.

by Lilniggafert March 4, 2021

Poop on Everyone's Faces

An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.

Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"

Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"

by thebabbler August 29, 2010

Girls Dont Poop

It's true. Girls have poop-pixies to take the dookie away to a far off land.

Brandi: BRB. Gotta dump!
ME: WHAT!? Girls dont poop!!

Brandi: *plop* *plop*...*yells from the bathroom: YES THEY DO!*

by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

poop au jus

The water-like substance that provides lubrication for stools, also known as bile. Sometimes this substance can be omitted during flatulence causing irremovealble stains on undergarments.

Betty strained herself when passing gas, as she was shocked to find poop au jus in her panties.

by Dale January 27, 2008