the olds

The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.

My father has a severe case of the olds.

by fmm3 November 9, 2022

Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB December 3, 2011

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

Old Yeller-her

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl

She was getting too attached, so I had to Old Yeller-her.

by Mottsauce June 9, 2018

old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

by MikkBretly March 11, 2011

Old budge

One’s mother

Hey, how’s your old budge doing?

by Mlj1980 February 26, 2021

Old

That joke you just told

That joke is old as hell

by Mcbaganon January 9, 2022