michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

Michæliana

A name that will exist in 2036 but not yet

Hey look at Michæliana over there

by gellima March 10, 2023

Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.

person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

Michael McMillan

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.

Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.

by Michael Slime ❤️🤘🏻 March 20, 2023

Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.

If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.

by KenjBae March 23, 2023

Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason

This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh

by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023

Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023