A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
by YourWife. June 21, 2022

Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 26, 2021

benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
demon slayers: and i took that personally
by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

by bigdick51 November 22, 2021

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
by anonymous November 13, 2021
