Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.

I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.

by tristan cone March 1, 2020

mexican whisper

The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.

Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!

by meloDEFINES May 5, 2015

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023

mexican detour

When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period

I had to take the Mexican Detour

by Shams88 May 15, 2016

Mexican Mud

A mixture of truffle butter ( cum and shit) and Taco Bell Verde sauce. Happens when two people are doing the Mexican flying saucer

What the fuck, you got mexican mud all over me

by Phoine23 February 5, 2017