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Douche

A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
Shane is such a douche
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
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Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Harris is such a douche!
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
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douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
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douche koozie

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016
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