Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.

Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011

Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019

Douche Canue

A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.

He's a douche canue

by Kiabab January 10, 2019

how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “

by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023