Duded

When a guy you’re interested in calls you “dude”, and ultimately friend-zones you.

Tess: “You know Tian?”
Emma: “Yeah the one you wanted to hook-up with?”

Tess: “He just duded me”
Emma: “Awh I’m sorry”

by Jazzystar101 March 22, 2023

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dude brain syndrome

When a guy over reacts to a situation that is triggered by a female , loved one , family member. They will see’s red , they would become uncontrollable, no one is safe , jumps to conclusions ( creating scenarios that haven’t happened or potentially happened ) with or with out evidence. Could potentially lead to breaking stuff , showing up places unwarranted , major freaking out , lots of cursing , yelling , long detailed text , lots of voicemails . Essentially going off the deep end .

Gregg found out his girl was texting another guy . Gregg got dude brain syndrome and lost his mind and was creating scenarios in his head and freaking out about anything and everything on her.

by Antics23 March 31, 2023

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dudel strudel

when you cum all over a strudel

me and me dad ate dudel strudel this morning

by jllctz April 1, 2023

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Duda

I love my duda
And always will.

Duda duda

Attractive, intelligent, cute, funny, always like to get dolled up and look good, and creative, She’s the best and i don’t have my duda anymore

I miss my duda

I should’ve treated duda good
Don’t lose your Duda you only get one in a lifetime

Duda if you ever see this uh ah uh er ay er
I’ll always want you back
I hope you’re happy
If you aren’t happy
Come be happy with me
Where go? Where is?

Remember when we would shower together and scrub each other’s backs and looked forward to showering together.

If you find a duda

Cherish ur duda
Be nice to Duda
Don’t get mad at duda and make duda feel bad when she does something that upsets you
Duda is aware of fucking up and feels bad as it is to begin with
Don’t try to get Duda to hit rock bottom if Duda screws up.

Remember you don’t own Duda
You love Duda
You’re in love with Duda
You protect duda
Don’t push Duda away

Everybody sing this song Duda Duda everybody sing this song doo do do ba yey ey.

Dudz:Hey Duda do you want a peenbutt sand(peanut butter sandwich)
Duda: yes!

Dudz: bread toasted?
Duda: yes
Dudz: here’s ur toasted peen but
Duda: omg you’re the best, I love my personal chef
Dudz: peen?
Duda: not right now, later
Dudz: aw ok*was already naked, but still proceeds to hop into bed with her in spoon position and plays with her hair

Dudz: hey duda you want some taks?(carne asada tacos from a Mexican hole in the wall restaurant)

Duda: yeah they sound so good
Dudz: hey duda want some munch(bag of munchies chips)
Duda: yeah! Wait for me I’ll go with you!
Dudz: I love you

by Dada duda dudz April 21, 2023

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