Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 27, 2008

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 20, 2021

Dolly Douche

Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.

Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.

by Ross Robert October 15, 2022

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

by Ajudichop April 24, 2021

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011