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bum chong

When you’re girlfriend puts a elf bar or any vape in ur asshole and then she takes a hit as u fart so the air going in her elf bar is ur fart
me and the mrs did a bum chong last night
by bumchonger1 July 20, 2022
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Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.
My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.
by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 8, 2019
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Bum

A word describing the majority of people in this world and this word is owned by one person that starts with a s....y....d..
Taylor Emma and hunter are bums
by Sgj2006 September 4, 2019
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Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.
Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night
by Albatt Ross March 16, 2019
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Bum Coat

The warmth you feel after drinking liquor.
“It sure is cold out here.”

“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022
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