Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass
Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole
by Slyhound21 March 06, 2014
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anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.
Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.
by Dickless Tracy July 23, 2019
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anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.
Man we did anal til it's painful last night!
by Blazingbanette February 29, 2016
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brothy anal

Man when I was fucking your mom. I saw her brothy anal.
by Gayman October 05, 2015
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anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
by Slurp_slurp69 December 03, 2020
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Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 11, 2021
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Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022
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