whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt

John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019

Anal sex

Inserting penis in butt

Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally

Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it

by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024

Anal stupid

When you're up someone's asshole and you'll agree to anything that you'll subsequently regret after the act is over.

I agreed to have another child when I was in that booty, because I was anal stupid.

by Bootygirl1179 May 27, 2019

Anal crane

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.

I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half

by Kamishawan November 20, 2020

Anal-ality

A personality in which one is anal

My brother, the chemical engineer, suffers from chronic anal-ality.

by SaraC43 September 21, 2022