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anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture
by Scammin September 2, 2023
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Anal

Being very neat and tidy

Letting someone put a penis up your bum
I'm very anal, I always tidy my apartment, and then Marie comes over and messes it all up, just to annoy me. And then she'll ask to stay, and I'll say yes, and I'll go and have a shower and when I come back she'll be lying on the bed naked, and as I approach cock in hand, rubbing, she'll look over her shoulder and spread her bum cheeks and whisper, "I've been a bad girl" and I'll agree, and climb on top of her, and slap my cock on her little pussy to watch it throb, and then together we'll slowly ease my cock into her ass until I can feel it squeezing up my shaft and hear her moaning into the pillow, and then I'll fuck her bum until were both out of breath and our legs are shaking, and I grunt in her ear that I'm gonna cum inside her, and we both push our bodies together as hot cum squirts from my body into hers...and that is anal.
by LittleBittaSmut November 14, 2021
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chinky anal

When to chinky people fuck in multiple weird positions only for chinks aso it's called chinky anal
I did chinky anal with that rice loving bitch last night
by Chinky stinky kirk May 20, 2018
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AnAl

A shorthand nickname for Australia's 31st Prime Minister; Anthony Albanese.
A: "I love what AnAl's doing for us lately."
B: "What?"
A: "You know, the PM! Anthony Albanese..."
by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022
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anal

by asiansd July 17, 2022
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Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."
by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024
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Anal bursts

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.
Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4

Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
by Ripuranus March 23, 2016
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