Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool

Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak

by Stan3108 August 29, 2018

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

Anal Breaker

The excruciating pain of having something destroy your anus.

Man after I got home from work I took a real anal breaker.

by Mysterious wanderer October 4, 2025

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 11, 2020

Anal Ramming

The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis

Also hurts like shit.

Hey man, your bleeding.

Nah i was just Anal Ramming

by Bitch_Nigga November 24, 2014

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024