Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
by real.cheese May 21, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
by BellaBie May 7, 2022

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!
Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

by slide god January 24, 2023
