‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
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Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
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Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
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Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
Get the Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit mug.This mf is the most sexiest person ever *lip bite emoji* this bitch lives in discord and will not understand shit abt what’s happening. BRO GIVE THIS MF SUM NITRO PLEASE-
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by Spicy poo June 17, 2021
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Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
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