C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by July 12, 2022
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pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .
three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "
by substrateindependent August 27, 2019
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J chillin

Hi Rain I love you, sorry you J chillin in an 83 degree apt lmao
by Stavevo May 11, 2022
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J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY
I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.
by bncreampie July 16, 2021
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Duncan J

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns
Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021
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