Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.

Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!

by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by chubby kids that are wider than they are tall.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends.

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017