Bulging buns n mayo

The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.

My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.

by Crazybird69 September 09, 2021

Tap ‘n’ see bitch

Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.

Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.

by ragnar hairy breeches March 02, 2021

Disney Plus 'n Bust

When your watching Disney Plus and you have a girl over that you're gonna have sexual relations with

Aka busting a nut while watching Disney Plus

Guy 1: Bro guess what I did last night.

Guy 2:What did you do?

Guy 1: I Disney Plus 'n Busted all over this girls face.

Guy 2: Bro... I didn't need to know that...

by King Kairon February 20, 2020

T. N. M. P.

Totally. Not. My. Problem

Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.

by kaboblet34 January 31, 2011

Toot, Poot, n Boogie

Fart, poop, and leave.

I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.

by J Lucieer July 19, 2019

Fuck n Tell Skank

A woman who sleeps with with someone of some celebrity renown, threatens to go public unless she is paid off & then goes public anyway, acquiring a victim's halo in the process. A passive/aggressive form of sexual abuse.

I wish I didn't waste so much time paying attention to these Fuck n Tell Skanks.

by FurtherDiscretionNeeded March 31, 2018

Spit Curl n' Twirl

The act of spitting in your partner's mouth then twirling tongues together until they tie into a knot. Then jumping off a cliff, yelling let it rip and then start spinning furiously like a Beyblade.

Let's do the old Spit Curl n' Twirl!

by Pussy-Groomer July 29, 2019