T. N. M. P.

Totally. Not. My. Problem

Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.

by kaboblet34 February 20, 2011

mix-n-match dinner

the result when there isn't enough of the main dinner item for the whole family, so the meal is supplemented with leftovers and quickie items; also can occur when nobody feels like cooking

I've had a crappy day at work, so why don't we just have a mix-n-match dinner tonight?

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

Mr. Dick n’ Balls

Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”

Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”

by I would smash Ryan Reynolds June 9, 2023

TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)

A slender-legged woman who is endowed with a disproportionately larger bosom.

Hey Bro, You see Ed's new girlfriend? Her rack is amazing! She's all TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)!

by tumamatambien April 2, 2017

Eu n-am masa

When you lose a fight and dont have anyone to blame so you Say “eu n-am masa”

Coaie m-a bătut ăla ca eu n-am masa

by Cucuvea November 26, 2021

Kentucky Gank N' Spank

When someone is ambushed by any number of people with the goal of spanking said individuals ass raw.

"Hey guys, did you see that video of Anthony Davis getting the ol Kentucky Gank n' Spank in the locker room?"

by poo00pi January 15, 2021