by Mattapattata August 19, 2022
Get the The law of Haringsmamug. 
As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.
Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022
Get the Lanley's Lawmug. Spouse's half-nibling's husband.
My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-co-nephew-in-lawmug. A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
Get the Moore's Lawmug. stepnibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepnibling-in-lawmug. 