John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

john glover smith

loves cars and top gear

john glover smith you are a conservative

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

John Rain Itoralba

Someone who is deeply in love with a person named maor. Extremely thunderous and loves to suck cock with his buddies jan, jj and samuel

Lets suck some dick John Rain Itoralba!

by Samuel loves margar May 4, 2022

John Philip Sousa

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist

John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.

by Veroli October 13, 2022

John O Connor

A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.

Emily: Did you see John O Connor?
Eric: OMG Yasss he was so hot!!!

by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022