Face Trace

Adjective used to describe the action of spying or stalking on ex's, friends and foes through the webiste of Facebook. (Also see Myspy.)

"Hey did you hear, Sita is pregnant?"

"Dude, I heard that shit last week."

"Really from who?"

"Well.....I Face Traced her"

by Daneee725 April 6, 2009

Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash

Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008

Face Eating

Face eating is an attack in which the a face is eaten straight from someones head

Dude, im hungry, lets go face eating

by Annihalation January 9, 2009

Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.

Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.

by TashaJ December 13, 2013

face bump

A kiss without making the smooch sound

I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!

by budlightdraft June 2, 2015

confused face

The confused face is

the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.

1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.

1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!

by love em November 28, 2012

Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.

Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard

by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012