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beat in the face

Horribly ugly, very unbecoming, usually a female. A woman looking as if she had been "beat in the face". Very sad looking usually, always ugly. Men usually signal their friends with the back of their hand striking their palm to signal that the chick they're talking to or about is "beat in the face"
"Damn, that bitch is beat in the face!"
"So? It'll be a triple bag affair. One for her, one for me, and one for anyone watching."
by Jonathan Crowley March 29, 2005
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Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.
Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.
by TashaJ December 13, 2013
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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012
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Rap Face

The act of rapping directly into a passerby's face; generally in a taunting or demeaning nature.
That homeless rapper just rap faced me as I walked by.
by PracticeListening April 30, 2009
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Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.
Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?
by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010
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face piece

1. A blunt that is smoked by a single person in one sitting. N
2. The act of smoking a blunt by yourself. V
1. Yo i took a face piece on that two gram blunt.
2. I face pieced the shit out of that L son!
by cwolf November 8, 2006
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Drunkbook Facing

Coined by the famous R. Rosales, it means to be drunk facebooking , including the usual inebriated messages to hot chix that you will regret the next day and other stupid bullshit you pull when drunk and horny on the internet, especially on Facebook.
"Man you're hella gay you've been on the computer for an hour already what the fuck are you doing?"

"Dude I'm hella drunkbook facing right now"

"You mean drunk facebooking?"

"fuck you, you know what i mean"
by 000000000024 June 26, 2009
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