A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
by A. Victim September 26, 2009
Get the Douchemug. When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018
Get the douche farmermug. A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
Get the Douche-canoemug. A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
by Pepini August 31, 2015
Get the douche nuggetmug. To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 9, 2022
Get the Ba-douchingmug. 
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
Get the Douche Juicemug.