Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018

Chocolate mice

The act of anally accepting rodents as foreplay.

Hey hun should we start with the chocolate mice to get in the mood?

by anonymous January 7, 2023

chocolate chunk

1) a short, fat, black kid.
2)a black kid's genitals.

Jusitn: get a new hair do bitch. Lookin' like Michael Jackson.
Me: shut the fuck up chocolate chunk.
Justin: (lookin' dumb as fuck)

by <!LUVYA!> January 31, 2017

Chocolate Milk Box

A sexual act that involves multiple black men ejaculating into your anus.

He went to a San Francisco sex club and was turned into a Chocolate Milk Box

by DellortSucram March 1, 2024

The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason

“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022