The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi

Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"

by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021

Great Britain

When the car in front of you is moving too slowly, so you accelerate and go around them on a 1 lane road

"That prius in front of me was going way too slow, so I had to Great Britain them"

"That guy in the F-150 flipped me off for Great Britaining him, what a pussy"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Mama Britney

The fairy god mother of Pj

Pj was in his room and saw this random stranger. He said, "Who are you?"
The Stranger responded with, "I'm Mama Britney and I'm here to help you!"

by Wash_withsoap August 28, 2021

dirty brittani

When you’re at an amusement park and u find a woman and take her into a porta potty then peg her and her kids walk in.

Last night after riding the Ferris wheel I walked in on my mom pulling a dirty Brittani.

by Staletwinkie September 8, 2021

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

Insulate Britain

A group of ordinary people who want our government to take a simple first step in tackling the climate crisis & fuel poverty. If the government chose to fulfil one of their manifesto promises, it would slash carbon emissions, drastically cut fuel poverty rates, which would save 8000+ people annually & it would create hundreds of thousands of meaningful jobs.

They’re committed to non violent civil resistance, which involves blocking highways until they’re arrested. As soon as the government release a meaningful statement on what they plan to do regarding insulating Britain… people will get off the roads.

Minor Disruption/Inconvenience < Climate Breakdown

Oh looks it’s those Insulate Britain people who’re doing what they’re doing for my kids future

by bulldogg7659 November 23, 2021