Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

Bear Skin

The prized possession of any creature, if broken will cause said creature to destroy everything

I have my Bear Skin

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr

Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear

by Acxy March 6, 2024

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 27, 2019

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025

chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011