Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 24, 2021

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Anal 69

An abbreviation for the bible quote anal (a-nal) 6:9 which states "thou shalt not nut in ze butt"

"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"

"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"

"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"

by Possibly_Catholic? March 22, 2022

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Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

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backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

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anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018

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