5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 19, 2017

Old Yeller-her

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl

She was getting too attached, so I had to Old Yeller-her.

by Mottsauce June 9, 2018

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Old Saggy

This is the definition of an old faggot, fagget, or faggit. The image of a saggy wrinkled folds old ass, which is never worshipped by their lovers.

I just saw the gayest guy on earth! Old Saggy back at it again with the kids. Oh, how old are you? 17?

by gigablitzzz November 25, 2023