Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.

Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.

by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010

Ryan

Got a way longer and bigger cock than seb who gets 0 fucking bitches and loves shane Ryan is a ultra sigma male and should be worshipped for being a supreme deity and being the ultra god of sex

Ryan: fuck you seb

by IFuckingHateSeb November 22, 2021

Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life.Ex-vice captain of St.Patricks and one rung below the glorious Mr.Muhammed Shaikh.Known bitchboy,criminal and vigilante last see posing in front of a butterfly mural.

ayo look over there its Ryan lets walk away

by arbnb November 22, 2021

Ryan

Ryan. He has this obsession with ice. Don’t try to take it from him. He will try to kill you.

Ryan loves his ice.

by Random person on urban June 3, 2022

Ryan

A guy who will sweep you off your feet. He will say all the right things, makes tons of promises and really make you think he is a good guy who would never hurt you. He is someone you will fall for quickly, and he knows it. He is charming and charismatic, and you'll think there is a future together. It will happen quickly as he won't take it slow. Then, out of nowhere, he will ghost you and leave your heart aching for answers. But you'll never hear from him again.

Me: Ryan is amazing! He is so sincere, open with his feelings, sweet, says all the right things and treats me so well! He told me I'm a catch and that I better get used to being treated right.

Friend: wow I hope he's real and he means it. I hope he doesn't turn out like most guys.
Me: He ghosted me! WTF?!
Friend: Good guys like that are always liars and fakes.

Me: I don't get it. What happened?
Friend: He pulled a Casper on you. Avoid Ryan's. Ryan is a dick.

by Hikingdogssocaloregon August 12, 2019

Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021

Ryan

He leads turtles across the high way to victory, saving them from the mean elephants that could eat them with there butts.

Guy 1: did you see that guy leading those turtles?
Guy 2: he has to be a ryan

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020