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Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022
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wet his ass

Killed or shot some one
Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
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Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.
Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.
by StellinaIna May 11, 2022
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wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow
damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night
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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022
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Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
by soulessbones January 20, 2022
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Wet billy

Wet Billy is when you kick you're finger and shove it up someone's ass.
Person 1 . Man we we're having sex and she gave me a wet billy!
Person 2 . Wet Billy?
Person 1. Yeah she shoved her slobber fingers up my asss
by Robietommyson September 21, 2022
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