Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

by Larrico April 17, 2021

wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots

We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots

by Michael Cairns January 19, 2009

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Wet

Wet can be used to describe something that is hot, amazing, fresh or cool. Usually to add emphasis on something that is well liked or appreciated.

Guy1: Damn, that shirt is pretty wet!

Guy2: I know, I got it from target.

Example 2:
Guy: Damn, you’re looking wet today!

Girl: Excuse me what did you just say?!

Guy: It means you look fine!
Girl: Just because I took a shower earlier doesn’t mean you have to comment on it. Besides I know that means! 🙄

by TheHotOne1 September 7, 2023

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017